That's right, my darling little minions, we're holding a contest. I know, it's been awhile, but have no fear, you can win a FREE book! Last Friday the 13th *giggles* I helped host a book release party for an hour, where I had three of the author's books to give away, three of my books… Continue reading It’s CONTEST Time!
Category: My Reality
Spam Comment of the Week X
This will be the last post I number because I just don't feel like going any higher in the Roman numerals. Besides, they start getting really long after awhile. Maybe I'll add a date instead. This week's comment amused me, so I thought we'd use it. It's obviously a spammer for Pinterest, as the name… Continue reading Spam Comment of the Week X
Conversations with Umi – Part II
Last May, I posted Conversations with Umi, right before Umi's birthday, which is May 6th (remember that, folks). One of the conversations involved Palm Sunday (look below post), which just passed last week. Since I had a complete JinxieFail on posting about Palm Sunday being on April Fool's Day *snorts* (and I totally wouldn't have… Continue reading Conversations with Umi – Part II
Spam Comment of the Week XV
Oh yes, we have another one. Isn't this fun? It's still kind of slim pickings in the spam comments, but let's see what we've found this week. Today's spam comment on Linguine in Clam Butter Wine Sauce comes from Monster Beats. Oh yeah, bring it!: This is certainly my first time i check out listed here. I discovered… Continue reading Spam Comment of the Week XV
Happy Easter . . .
. . . or as I like to call it, Zombie Jesus Day!!! In honor of Jesus rising from the dead, we will be consuming flesh in the form of ham today. Spiral-sliced honey-glazed ham, bitches. Yeah, bc that's how I roll. Happy Easter, everyone! Umi and I hope you have a lovely day with… Continue reading Happy Easter . . .
Sorry for the Absence . . .
For the past week, I've been attempting to come up with something to write for today's post, especially since I missed posting last week. I'm still at a loss, so I figured I'd just start writing the fucking thing and see what happens. This is the result. *Note: there will likely be a lot of… Continue reading Sorry for the Absence . . .
Online Dating . . . Finale!
Fuck yeah! Right before The Walking Dead finale! I rock! *ahem* Yes, we've come to an end with the online dating experiment because I cancelled my 6-month subscription last week. That's right, I said six months. You'd think I'd have gone on more dates in that time, but I didn't. That was partly due to… Continue reading Online Dating . . . Finale!
Spam Comment of the Week VII
Oh yeah, I just couldn't pass this one up. I literally fell sideways with a loud burst of laughter. I think I hurt Umi's ears. This week's spam comment was on Chicken Florentine Lasagna and comes to us from wypadek uk: I will conform to you. Really, Wypadek uk whateverthefuck your name is? You'll conform to me… Continue reading Spam Comment of the Week VII
On Careers & Working
Sometimes, my bite is worse than my bark. *grins* I have spent more than half of my life working, and I'm what some would call a "Jill of all trades" because of the diversity of jobs I've held, from manufacturing to bartending to secretarial to computer lab technician to behavioral health paraprofessional. Not so… Continue reading On Careers & Working
Spam Comment of the Week VI
This week's spam comment is brought to you by . . . oh wait, I don't have sponsors and these fuckers aren't paying me either, so never mind. However, someone decided to comment on Crazy Meatballs . . . again. I'm seriously considering closing comments on that post, but then I'd miss out on shit… Continue reading Spam Comment of the Week VI