Month: September 2008
So This Is Morning
Why in God's name am I up at the buttcrack of morning?Ok, it's not exactly dawn now, but it was damn close when I woke up today after only five hours of sleep. Nothing woke me up. I just opened my eyes and couldn't get back to sleep. I guess I have too much on… Continue reading So This Is Morning
Ahmed the Dead Terrorist
Ah yes, I am easily amused. I suppose that's a good thing these days. It keeps me out of too much trouble.
Palin-Our Possible Future VP
The BBC lists 10 things they learnt about Sarah Palin. Check it out.I think this is my favorite line: "The Associated Press reports that the church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer."Seriously? LMFAO! Um, hate to break it to ya folks, but I don't think… Continue reading Palin-Our Possible Future VP
I) My mom is in the hospital again, so I'm a bit flustered after sitting in the lobby for six hours and I really want a cigarette, but otherwise she's fine and staying overnight due to dehydration, and I'm fine, sans cigarette. It’s 2:30am and I’m waiting for a phone call from the hospital. I’ve… Continue reading Several Things…
Murderous tendencies are not helped by boys who stalk MizStar, no matter how endearing the apology is.
...for those who reside in my home: My murderous tendencies are lessening.But I still have my moments.I want a cigarette.
I just quit smoking.I want to kill someone.I don't care who it is.Just someone.Anyone.Who steps in front of me.And pisses me off.The household has been warned.Let's see if they live through the week.