. . . or as I like to call it, Zombie Jesus Day!!! In honor of Jesus rising from the dead, we will be consuming flesh in the form of ham today. Spiral-sliced honey-glazed ham, bitches. Yeah, bc that's how I roll. Happy Easter, everyone! Umi and I hope you have a lovely day with… Continue reading Happy Easter . . .
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Sorry for the Absence . . .
For the past week, I've been attempting to come up with something to write for today's post, especially since I missed posting last week. I'm still at a loss, so I figured I'd just start writing the fucking thing and see what happens. This is the result. *Note: there will likely be a lot of… Continue reading Sorry for the Absence . . .
Spam Comment of the Week VIII
Last week, it was slim pickings for the spam comments. This week hasn't been much better. I think they're on to me making fun of them. *shrugs* Oh well, if that's the case and they stop giving me material, we'll chalk this up to another fun series and I'll have to think of something new.… Continue reading Spam Comment of the Week VIII
Raspberry Sauce & Olive Oil-brushed Asparagus
Today, we're doing a couple of real easy recipes that have five minute prep times. Essentially, we're doing a type of sauces today. One sauce and one basic olive oil brush. Raspberry Sauce Initially, this is for two servings, so if you want to make it for more than two people, you'll need to double/triple… Continue reading Raspberry Sauce & Olive Oil-brushed Asparagus
Online Dating . . . Finale!
Fuck yeah! Right before The Walking Dead finale! I rock! *ahem* Yes, we've come to an end with the online dating experiment because I cancelled my 6-month subscription last week. That's right, I said six months. You'd think I'd have gone on more dates in that time, but I didn't. That was partly due to… Continue reading Online Dating . . . Finale!
Spam Comment of the Week VII
Oh yeah, I just couldn't pass this one up. I literally fell sideways with a loud burst of laughter. I think I hurt Umi's ears. This week's spam comment was on Chicken Florentine Lasagna and comes to us from wypadek uk: I will conform to you. Really, Wypadek uk whateverthefuck your name is? You'll conform to me… Continue reading Spam Comment of the Week VII
Spam Comment of the Week VI
This week's spam comment is brought to you by . . . oh wait, I don't have sponsors and these fuckers aren't paying me either, so never mind. However, someone decided to comment on Crazy Meatballs . . . again. I'm seriously considering closing comments on that post, but then I'd miss out on shit… Continue reading Spam Comment of the Week VI
Worst Wednesday
Oh, where to begin with this one . . . A lot of you wondered just what in the hell happened last Wednesday to upset me so. A few of you figured it out without my telling you. Some of you I talked to on the phone, some in messages. And others got to see… Continue reading Worst Wednesday
Spam Comment of the Week V
This week's spam comment comes to us from "hello." No, really, I kid you not. That is the name in which it is listed under. At least it isn't "horny" and I *will* be sharing some of those with you soon because they're hilarious. Also? I realize I'm not posting these weekly. Life interrupts at… Continue reading Spam Comment of the Week V
Online Dating…Still?
I don't even know what fucking week this is now, but my subscription to the dating site ends on March 4. I will not be renewing it for several reasons. That said, just as I'd given up on the stupid site, a new guy came out of left field at me two weeks ago. Seriously.… Continue reading Online Dating…Still?
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