...unless you eat more than one serving. Okay, I found this little gem on Pinterest. Now, sometimes you run into a recipe that is just garbage, likely because some bored jackass felt like getting his jollies off making people taste shitty food. I prefer to witness events that I place in motion, but that may… Continue reading Skinny Orange Chicken
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Mini Lasagna Cups
That's right, I have another tasty treat for you. Umi LOVES these. I doubt they're on my "diet" plan, but they're damn good now and then, especially when I don't feel like making an entire pan of lasagna. Mini Lasagna Cups Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 20 minutes Total Time: 40 minutes Yield: 12… Continue reading Mini Lasagna Cups
Simple Sesame Noodles
...because who the hell doesn't like noodles, right? This was a recipe Umi wasn't real fond of but I enjoyed the hell out of it because hello! pasta with combining cultures makes a great fucking dish. I made a few adjustments because I'm not a fan of Canola oil, so I used extra virgin olive oil… Continue reading Simple Sesame Noodles
Turmeric Tomato Detox Soup
Oh my fuck, people, this is tasty damn soup!!! Now, let's go over a few things for the ingredients. I forgot to buy a damn onion apparently, so I'm sure this tastiness is ten times better with a real onion rather than the chopped dried onion I used. Also, they say a small onion, but… Continue reading Turmeric Tomato Detox Soup
Tortellini Soup with Vegetables
Once again, my good friend Deni has bestowed upon us one of her great recipes. Let's see what she's got for us today. Tortellini Soup with Vegetables Ingredients: 3 chicken breasts cut into small (1/2 inch) cubes 3 tablespoons olive oil ¼ cup Italian seasoning 4 garlic cloves minced 1 onion roughly chopped 2 cups… Continue reading Tortellini Soup with Vegetables
Drunken Irish Birthday Cake
Oh, that's right. It is time once again for Jinxie's Kitchen! Today, we have a recipe from my friend Deni, who has given us a couple of recipes before. Check out this shit.Drunken Irish Birthday CakeIngredients:1 Devil’s Food Cake Mix1 small package chocolate fudge pudding1 cup Extra Stout Guinness¼ cup oil4 eggs1 cup sour cream2… Continue reading Drunken Irish Birthday Cake
Unca T’s Oklahoma Fried Green Tomatoes
Hey there, my darling minions! I've been so busy with my LAST CLASS, and copy edits for Shannon Mayer, and trying to promote, edit, and obtain books for Just Ink Press, as well as spending a crazy weekend sitting next to Michael Rooker, that I haven't had time to blog at all. I'm so ashamed...and… Continue reading Unca T’s Oklahoma Fried Green Tomatoes
Mexican Chicken and Rice
I know, it's been a long time since I posted a recipe, but I've been busy with other things and haven't been experimenting much in the kitchen. Lucky for you, my sister-friend Deni has! She sent me this wonderful recipe last night. Though she said it tastes awesome, I have no idea, but we're going… Continue reading Mexican Chicken and Rice
Raspberry Sauce & Olive Oil-brushed Asparagus
Today, we're doing a couple of real easy recipes that have five minute prep times. Essentially, we're doing a type of sauces today. One sauce and one basic olive oil brush. Raspberry Sauce Initially, this is for two servings, so if you want to make it for more than two people, you'll need to double/triple… Continue reading Raspberry Sauce & Olive Oil-brushed Asparagus
Tomato Sauce Stock
Okay, so I thought I'd give this recipe a shot, though I'm now wishing either of my grandmothers were still alive so I could pick their brains about it (put down the crossbow Juliette! I'm NOT a zombie!). It's the first time I've made it (because I got it from someone who used to be… Continue reading Tomato Sauce Stock