Month: June 2009

The pitbull wants to play and won't stop biting me! OUCH! That hurts you little shit! I tweeted this one day: Dearest little pitbull puppy, I understand that you think my hand is a chew toy, and I'm cool with that, but my elbow is definitely NOT a chew toy! OUCH! This evening it was… Continue reading My Life in Hell: Hell, I Have No Title

Apparently, I can't seem to remember to do this on Mondays, either, so I suppose they'll just be done at random... or when I remember to do them. LOL I never was good at the whole journaling thing. I'd rather write stories.Have I already done a post with this title? I don't remember. *shrugs* Oh… Continue reading My Life in Hell: Synopses

Wow, has it really been a year? I remember this day last year quite well. I was stuck at home while the fiance (now ex) had to work the entire weekend. It was my Friday the 13th birthday, the actual day I was born on 39 years prior. Those don't come around too often, ya… Continue reading Birthday Blogging & Boobs

Right now, I am working on the synopsis for Nemesis, and I hate it. It's annoying. I think I'm summarizing too much. Honestly, I have written three paragraphs on the first five and a half pages. Too much, right? It seems that way to me. I suppose I'll continue this way because I can always… Continue reading Synopses

It's Monday, isn't it? Damn, time flies on by. Well, technically it's Tuesday now, but whatever. You all should know my schedule by now.And Twitter is having issues. It's pissing me off. I was locked out twice today for tweeting too much. Yep, thrown in twitterjail for an hour at a time. Ridiculous and annoying,… Continue reading My Life in Hell: Ah Hell…

I'm officially changing the day of this particular blog to Mondays from this point forward. It's appropriate anyway because everybody hates Monday, so I'm just jumping in on the hate. >.< Stress - that's a fucking understatement, if you ask me. When stress causes headaches that make you nauseous and are a constant dull pain… Continue reading My Life in Hell: Stress

So, I wrote up a little sumptin' sumptin' last night and sent it over to my friend Heather Z for her blog. Yep, I'm guest-posting over there, or guest-blogging, or whatever the hell it's called. You should check out her blog anyway. She's way funnier than me.Too Many MonkeysNow - brace yourself because I'm about… Continue reading Guest Blogging