Hey, minions! I barely skimmed this one and thought it was perfect before I even realized which post it was on, which makes it even more perfect. HA! Today's spam comment comes from piscine bois tonga, and was left on . . . wait for it . . . Zombieland. When you read below, you'll understand why… Continue reading Spam Comment – 25 June 2012
Good morning, my minions. I hope the day finds you well. As for my spammers, well, I hope you achieve a better education so you can leave this shitty job. I mean, let's face it, you're not really accomplishing anything but annoying the fuck out of people. Yes, I'm right. I'm not arrogant enough to… Continue reading Spam Comment – 18 June 2012
. . . or as I like to call it, Zombie Jesus Day!!! In honor of Jesus rising from the dead, we will be consuming flesh in the form of ham today. Spiral-sliced honey-glazed ham, bitches. Yeah, bc that's how I roll. Happy Easter, everyone! Umi and I hope you have a lovely day with… Continue reading Happy Easter . . .
Fuck yeah! Right before The Walking Dead finale! I rock! *ahem* Yes, we've come to an end with the online dating experiment because I cancelled my 6-month subscription last week. That's right, I said six months. You'd think I'd have gone on more dates in that time, but I didn't. That was partly due to… Continue reading Online Dating . . . Finale!
Sometimes, my bite is worse than my bark. *grins* I have spent more than half of my life working, and I'm what some would call a "Jill of all trades" because of the diversity of jobs I've held, from manufacturing to bartending to secretarial to computer lab technician to behavioral health paraprofessional. Not so… Continue reading On Careers & Working
I don't even know what fucking week this is now, but my subscription to the dating site ends on March 4. I will not be renewing it for several reasons. That said, just as I'd given up on the stupid site, a new guy came out of left field at me two weeks ago. Seriously.… Continue reading Online Dating…Still?
Bitch, you better be good to me!!! You know I don't normally do the New Year's resolution thing . . . or I make a joke of it . . . but I'm kinda doing one this time just so I can put out there all the shit I have to accomplish this next year… Continue reading Happy New Year, 2012!
Okay, the HorrorHound section is over, so technically, this is just me babbling about what happened the following week. Let's see if I can remember it all, now that it's after Christmas and this happened before Thanksgiving. I last left you with My “son,” my wonderful trip to Maryland, and then back home to Arizona. My… Continue reading #HorrorHound – Behind the Scenes: Part Four
I last left you with Shutdown, The Walking Dead, and "Are those Juliette's clothes all over the road?" And yes, I know that was two weeks ago. I've been busy, but apologize. I felt the Christmas post was more important last week. And since I'm kinda finished with the dating site stuff, even though I… Continue reading #HorrorHound – Behind the Scenes: Part Three
Photo credit: Jinxie_G Last week, I left you with one helluva teaser, didn't I? I know, I'm just terrible. Imagine living with me. 😉 Also, I thought you'd like to know that the wrong thing I brought up last week has now been fixed. YAY! It's also the reason I'm writing this at home. It seems… Continue reading #HorrorHound – Behind the Scenes: Part Two