After the "Hi, how are you?" and "What are you doing?" emails, never EVER ask the person "can I text you?" because all you're going to get is an email stating "I'm sorry, but I'm NOT giving you my number after only two emails. Have a nice day." Seriously people, I'm not on this fucking… Continue reading Dating Site Tip #8
Generally, when you wink at someone and they wink back, that's a pretty clear indication that it's okay to contact them. Just saying. Don't be scared. Just do it. Write that email!
Ladies and gentlemen, it doesn't do you any good to lie (or stretch the truth) about anything on the site because once you meet in person, we can pretty much see certain things you've lied about. Your height, for instance. If you're my age (early 40s), you are no longer 6'6" even though you were… Continue reading Dating Site Tip #6
Today's tip, I got from Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger, which is a hilariously awesome show and entertains me on many levels. Don't give too much information (TMI) on the first date, phone call, etc. because you have to leave some mystery, people. Besides, all those skeletons in your closet will come out down the road eventually. For… Continue reading Dating Tip #5
Guys, please, for the love of God, don't come off as totally jaded in your profile. What I mean is, don't write things like, "if you're here to play games, just keep looking because I'm not the guy for you," and shit like that. It's really off-putting, and makes me skip your profile simply because… Continue reading Dating Site Tip #4
Guys, fill out your entire profile, especially the section about your potential mate. Otherwise, I just think you're a scam artist and move to the next profile when your mate height preference says 3'0" to 8'0" and nothing else is filled out.
Guys, when you give your personal contact info (such as an email addy or your yahoo IM) in the VERY FIRST email because you don't want to deal with the dating site, that's an immediate disqualification from the dating pool. Seriously. Now go take your time out by the locker room. *blows whistle*