Blimey! I just opened mine eyes, and lo! I have not updated this since you last visited… You would not believe how insane my life has become. Seriously!
I am absolutely consumed with an awfully big adventure, being distracted by the shiny, the Doctor, and just generally being a pain to every man and his dog, so my day is full to overflowing from lunchtime to dawn. I am plotting and planning. perchance to become the Doctor’s next companion.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Until I need your shoulder to cry on. What do you mean you don’t believe me?.