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Spam Comment – 25 June 2012

Hey, minions! I barely skimmed this one and thought it was perfect before I even realized which post it was on, which makes it even more perfect. HA!

Today’s spam comment comes from piscine bois tonga, and was  left on . . . wait for it . . . Zombieland. When you read below, you’ll understand why this is just too awesome for words:

hello!,I love your writing very much! percentage we keep up a correspondence more about your post on AOL? I require a specialist in this space to solve my problem. May be that’s you! Having a look ahead to look you.

Well, piscine . . . wait, may I call you piscine, or should I go with tonga? *waves hand* Whatever. I was wrong (<—- yes, gentlemen, I just said that. I actually do admit when I’m wrong) about this being too awesome for words because I actually do have some words. I’m glad you love my writing so much,  piscine, but no, we cannot correspond via AOL, and I’ll tell you why. I don’t have AOL. I haven’t had AOL in YEARS, like since it first came out. I consider AOL a virus, much like Internet Explorer and a multitude of other programs forced onto your computer when you buy it. Do you have any idea how long I’ve been on the Internet, piscine? Of course not, because you don’t know me. I’ve been online since the early 90s. That’s correct, a long fucking time (tomorrow, we’ll discuss my swearing on here). Obviously, if you’re on AOL, of course you’re having an issue with whatever it is you’re needing help with, because being on AOL means you don’t know how to work any other browser . . . or you’re afraid of change, like my ex-fiance. He’s got AOL. Maybe you could talk to him, though I doubt he’d be of much help to you, seeing as how you’re both on AOL and neither of you seems to know jack about computers.

Also, it slays me (yes, I said it) that you require a zombie specialist, since you posted on my review of a zombie movie, and isn’t today your lucky day? Go on, ask me why. Go on. *nudges* Okay, okay, okay . . . I just so happen to be one of the top seven Commanders of the Zombie Survival Crew. Yep. You bet your ass, I am. So perhaps, if you’re having a zombie-related issue, I can help you. Oh, you’re not? Well, crap, piscine. What the hell do you want then?

Oh, I don’t think so . . . .

But while you’re looking ahead to look me . . . is that some sort of futuristic thing? Or wait, maybe YOU are a zombie, piscine! *draws weapon* Come to think of it, your comment looks like it was written by a zombie.

*fires bolt*

Hmm . . . whoopsie! Piscine wasn’t a zombie, but hey, that’s one less spammer in the world. Perhaps they should have worn this shirt…

Click on the image to view the actual shirt

You’re welcome!


3 thoughts on “Spam Comment – 25 June 2012”

  1. You do cuss a lot, but for some reason, it’s okay when you do it. No idea why. Zombie Survival Crew commander? Wow. I’m impressed and I don’t even know what that means.

    You know, some of those “zombies” are probably just high school kids out for the summer vacation. 🙂

    Okay, now I’m going to cuss: damn! I’m trying to get my pen name “out there” so I tried leaving this comment with that name. WordPress demanded that I log in because the email address I used was part of their system. I tried to log in, but no dice. When I tried the “lost your password?” key—WordPress said “there is no user with that address.”

    Obviously, I have issues to work out with wordpress.

    Has WordPress been taken over by zombies, you reckon?

    PS: I’ll follow you on twitter and send you a friend request on FaceBook, if I haven’t already. Rock on.


  2. I am so bugged with WordPress right now. The long comment I left–who knows where it went?

    Anyway, this will count on your blog stats. :)TX


    1. Hey Tex, for some reason, I had to approve your comment. Don’t understand why bc I’ve approved you before. I think you may be correct about WordPress being taken over by zombies. I’ll gather the ZSC Special Forces for a meeting about it.

      Thanks for commenting! =D


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