Spam Comment of the Week – 7 May 2012

Alright, kiddies…I mean, minions…I chose this week’s comment based on name alone because it made me giggle. And I’m giggling just thinking about that, so let’s move forward, shall we?

This week’s spam comment on my poem Bittersweet comes from Johnsie Nogosek. It’s the first name that has me giggling:

Do any of your visitors have browser compatibility issues? I tried browsing the website page with Opera and that is okay but being a Safari user, I like it could have the same appear and feel? I actually really don’t fully understand if this is something from my side or maybe someone might fix something from your side. As a result in the mean time I should make sure to visit your web-site using Firefox or similar, which isn’t my preferred browser. Apologies if I am appearing fussy and believe I am not the only person with this difficulty. Thanks a ton.

Well, Johnsie, I’ve not had anyone else complain about viewing the site and haven’t tried Opera myself, so I wouldn’t know. Personally, I think Safari sucks and prefer Firefox or Chrome, and since Firefox and my operating system don’t agree with one another, I use . . . yep, you guessed it, Chrome. If you’re having issues, a blog author is really the last person to ask about it, seeing as how I have no fucking clue as to which OS you’re using, or what type of computer, not to mention that I don’t work for WordPress, my blog’s host. Rather than “appearing fussy” about it, perhaps instead of telling me you’ll visit using “Firefox or similar” in the future, you just actually try using Firefox or similar?

But I thank you for the blog fodder, Johnsie. I’m certain my fans will enjoy your techie blunders.

Dearest Minions, are any of you having technical difficulties when viewing my website? Please let me know if there’s something I need to adjust on my end.