This is the very first one I saw when I opened the spam comments last night, and I pretty much fell over laughing, especially after seeing exactly where the idiot was trying to post to.
From Valentine’s Day Gifts (BTW, I HATE Valentine’s Day):
OMG? I thought this was blue jeans and then I noticed it was VIDEO GAMES! My ears had to do a double take
Posted on: Bittersweet
First, Bittersweet is a fucking poem, people! Second, how in the fuck do you mistake this poem, with a picture of a heart, for blue jeans? Third, video games? WTF? Fourth, I’m sorry, but your EARS had to do a double take? I’m not really sure what else to say to that because it’s after 4am and I can’t think anymore. Fifth, considering the poem’s content and everyone else’s mood last night, I’m all depressed now. I’m going to bed.
*throws hands up and walks away*
(Note: apparently this poem was the “article” of the week, as it had MULTIPLE spam comments on it. Lovely)