Spam Comment of the Week II

I know, it’s not a recipe. I’ll get back to that next Friday if time allows since I’ll be in Albuquerque, but first, I have to share this once more. It is, after all, the Spam Comment of the WEEK. If I continue to receive these awesomely hilarious comments, I’ll switch the day in which I’ll post these.

I have a few comments for you today, but I’d also like to tell you that out of 48 spam comments Akismet caught over the past week, about half of them were on the last Spam Comment of the Week post, which I just find fucking hilarious!

Here’s today’s comment of the week, which was actually posted on my 2012 movie review/observations:

Some truly fantastic information, Gladiola I detected this. “Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you.” by William Blake.

“Gladiola,” really? And what’s up with that William Blake quote? Are you trying to tell me something, or did you just need filler? I’m thinking you just needed filler, though I am so GLAD you “detected” my post and thought the information was fantastic. I’m certain my observations of the movie 2012 were quite insightful for you, though my sarcasm was likely lost on you, considering your lack of knowledge of the English language. =D

And a few extras from the Spam Comment of the Week post:

From some idiot named Tyson: Comfortabl b the particular submit is truly the nicest upon which noteworthy subject matter We fit together with the findings and in addition may excitedly look forward to your current upcoming|

From Hipolito (interesting name): Hi there. impressive work. Some assume this particular. This can be a remarkable tale. Thanks!|

From Tyson again: Wohh just what I became looking for, thanks for setting up.|

And yet another from Tyson: Yesterday, while I was at work, my sister stole my iphone and tested to see if it can survive a 30 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is completely off topic but I had to share it with someone!

Damn, Tyson, you really like my blog! Oh, and just to clarify, Tyson, was it your iPhone or your iPad? Because you said both, and I’d be kicking my sister’s ass if she fucked up both my iPhone AND my iPad. Hell, I’d kick her ass for just one of them. Luckily, I only have one sister who is older than me, lives back east, and would NEVER break my techie shit. My brothers, on the other hand, don’t care about the stuff they break or steal from me!

Akhi – I fucking want my Mac two-button mouse back, damn it!!! It was a GIFT from someone!!!

Have a great weekend, y’all! =D

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