Spam Comment of the Week

No, I’m not talking about the meat-substitute wanna-be in a can that makes me gag when I walk past it in the store.

I get a ton of spam comments on my website daily, and I’m certain I’ll get some on this post, so on occasion, I get some really hilarious ones and I’d like to share. It’s not so much the comment itself that is funny, aside from the obvious “English is not their first language” issue, but it’s the posts they tend to comment on that usually have me rolling on the floor.

So, I give you this week’s Spam Comment extraordinaire from Blogger Tutorial (the name alone screams SPAM!):

Throughout the awesome pattern of things you actually receive an A+ just for effort and hard work. Where exactly you actually misplaced us was in the specifics. As they say, the devil is in the details… And it couldn’t be much more correct here. Having said that, permit me say to you what did do the job. Your article (parts of it) is actually rather convincing and that is possibly the reason why I am making the effort in order to opine. I do not make it a regular habit of doing that. Second, despite the fact that I can easily see the leaps in reason you make, I am not necessarily convinced of just how you appear to connect your details which help to make your conclusion. For right now I will, no doubt yield to your issue however hope in the near future you actually link your facts much better.

This comment was posted on (drum roll, please): Spinach & Artichoke Cheese Dip

I know, right? How fucking ri-goddamn-diculous is that and don’t these idiots read the posts they’re commenting on? You’d think they’d at least skim the post so they can look like they know what the hell they’re talking about. But no…

I’m sorry I “misplaced” you, Blogger Tutorial. And I’m not certain you’d recognize the devil in the details if the Devil himself stuck you in the ass with his pitchfork.  It’s a fucking recipe, jackass. I’m glad, however, that you’re convinced by my “article” about how to make Spinach & Artichoke Cheese Dip. God forbid should you not be convinced. As for the “leaps in reason” I made…I’m actually speechless here. Oh, and by the way, my conclusion was in another language. Did you catch that? It obviously isn’t your first language either.

Spammers, beware! I’m posting at least one of you fuckers a month!