12 Days of Christmas

Photo credit: Jinxie_G

It’s Blog-Theme day around the Twittersphere and I’ve been asked to participate, so I figured, why the hell not? It all started with me taking a peek at Aspiring Mama’s post earlier this week, which is hilarious, and then it vaulted to Juliette telling me I HAD TO DO IT!

How it works: Participating bloggers are putting up their personal version of the “Twelve Days of Christmas” on their blogs and leaving their post URLs in the comment section on Juliette’s blog here. Author @Derek_Haines will also be linking up all the posts on his blog.

Okay Juliette, here ya go. Looks like we started with the same creature:

 

Jinxie’s 12 Days of Writing Horror Christmas

 

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A zombie in the wash below

Wait, that can’t be right. Where’s the crossbow? Juliette!!!

 

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Twin vampires

And a zombie in the wash below *watches carefully*

 

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Three Dasul*

Twin vampires

And a zombie in the wash below

 

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Four vamp slayers

Three Dasul*

Twin vampires

And a zombie in the wash below *still stuck down there*

 

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS (oh God, help me)

Four vamp slayers

Three Dasul*

Twin vampires

And a zombie in the wash below

 

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Six horror stories

FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS

Four vamp slayers

Three Dasul*

Twin vampires

And a zombie in the wash below *looks around for missing zombie*

 

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Seven angels falling

Six horror stories

FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS

Four vamp slayers

Three Dasul*

Twin vampires

And a zombie in the wash below *sighs with relief upon hearing zombie in the wash*

 

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Eight werewolves howling (do the math with the upcoming full moon *grins*)

Seven angels falling

Six horror stories

FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS

Four vamp slayers

Three Dasul*

Twin vampires

And a zombie in the wash below

 

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Nine demons rising

Eight werewolves howling

Seven angels falling

Six horror stories

FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS

Four vamp slayers

Three Dasul*

Twin vampires

And a zombie in the wash below *begins target practice with bow*

 

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Ten witches brewing *cackles along with them*

Nine demons rising

Eight werewolves howling

Seven angels falling

Six horror stories

FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS

Four vamp slayers

Three Dasul*

Twin vampires

And a zombie in the wash below *zombie now has multiple arrows embedded in his body*

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Eleven ghosts rattling chains

Ten witches brewing

Nine demons rising

Eight werewolves howling

Seven angels falling

Six horror stories

FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS

Four vamp slayers

Three Dasul*

Twin vampires

And a zombie in the wash below

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Twelve twisted tales

Eleven ghosts rattling chains

Ten witches brewing

Nine demons rising

Eight werewolves howling

Seven angels falling

Six horror stories

FIVE SHINY NEW IDEAS

Four vamp slayers

Three Dasul*

Twin vampires

And a zombie in the wash below

Well, at least there’s only one zombie. *draws gun and shoots him in the head* There, no more zombie. *grins*

Thanks for stopping by! And Happy Christmas!!

 

*Dasul is a race I created several years ago. Essentially a vampire, but doesn’t drink blood. Original name is Dasulmavre©. Appears in the Prophecy series, which Gemini Rising is a part of.

 

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7 thoughts on “12 Days of Christmas

  1. You know, you really should have started the target practice when you first heard the zombie in the wash. Now you have to climb down there and retrieve your arrows…ammo’s a precious commodity, you know.

  2. Hysterical. Love it.

    *wanders off to eat supper wondering about the meat source of Zombie Survivalists. Could Zombie be the Other white meat?…Never mind. Don’t wanna know.*

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