This past Saturday, May 2nd, early evening found me in a cursing competition on Twitter with one of Shadow’s vampire characters, Crookedfang. I know, right? Keep reading.
I’d just risen from my crypt, logged in to Twitter, and soon thereafter the competition began. Why? Because Crookedfang discovered Cursebird.com. It is a site that tracks and ranks curse words and who says them on Twitter. Let’s see if I can find my current status… Ah, here it is:
“Jinxie_G swears like a George Carlin Wannabe – Ranked: 1,664th worldwide – Swears: 132 – Score: 100 of 100″
This ranking is as of 5AM Monday morning. Awesome! I rock! Wait, should I be proud of this? Oh, why the fuck not?
Here is what Shadows posted the day after the contest:
In my defense, I tried really hard not to swear from my own account when I returned to Twitter in the wee hours after the bar; however, I’m sticking to the “it was the vodka” defense on this one. hehe But, I did open up Shawn‘s account and swore like a sailor there. What can I say, Shawn has a foul mouth, too.
Can’t wait for the next contest Crookedfang!
6 thoughts on “The Great Swear-off”
I do have to say that I was impressed with the creativity. And you must be very proud to be ranking almost in the top 1000…now, go wash your mouth out with soap! Might I suggest LAVA Soap?!?
I am still ashamed…who wants to be a Gangsta Rapper???? *sigh*
Thanks! I don’t feel like such and incredible potty-mouth now!Christel
H. – I am NOT washing my mouth out with soap and you can’t make me! =pSharon – apparently Michael. LOLChristel – I’m not finished yet. =p
What the fuck? I already commented on this damn thing. Fuck Blogger for eating comments. Crookedfang still says you cheated. I told him that women always have ulterior motive. lol.Thanks for the temporary fame. I think Xan is going to start the church of teh_profane. He says he has a job for you. LOL.
Shadows – I already explained the cheating thing. Tell him to stuff it! LOL Yes, he’s already offered me archbishop. LMAO!
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