Thanks to Colleen Lindsay over at The Swivet for pointing this out. Hee-larious!
Here’s mine:
Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just had a terrible scare when I thought I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy… You would not believe I spend all my time in front of a computer. Stupid Global Warming!
I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), hoping you haven’t found other blogs, just generally being a biatch to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day often feels wasted from midday to way past dusk. I am not complaining though. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
I will try to remember I promised you I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Honestly! Don’t hold your breath though, you’re likely to turn blue..
Now, THAT was fun!