CONTEST Winners!

First, I’d like to thank all who participated. You’re all awesome and I love you, my darling minions. We have TWO winners in Tuesday’s contest for the FREE e-book Shadows in the Dark by LD Hutchinson, and one lucky winner receives a pair of amethyst earrings made by yours truly!
I’m excited! Are you?
Two of you gave me the correct answers to the question: Name one of the original titles for Bram Stoker’s Dracula, which had two possible answers: The Dead Un-Dead and The Un-Dead.
The answer to the bonus question was Count Wampyr.
Thank the gods he ran across the name Dracul during his research!Good job! I’m very proud of you! =D

Alright, so let’s get down to the winners!

Winner #1 wins the FREE e-book, and the winner is: Christina

Winner #2 wins both the FREE e-book AND the earrings: Leah

Congrats to you both!!! Email me. I’ll send you the code for the book. And Leah, send me your address so I can mail your earrings, which I will do on the 1st.

Thank you so much for participating! For future contests, I’d LOVE to hear your ideas. Drop them in the comments below and we’ll discuss.

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It’s CONTEST Time!

That’s right, my darling little minions, we’re holding a contest. I know, it’s been awhile, but have no fear, you can win a FREE book!

Last Friday the 13th *giggles* I helped host a book release party for an hour, where I had three of the author’s books to give away, three of my books to give away, and someone won a piece of handmade jewelry from me. I did a drinking game of sorts because in my book Nemesis, Nemy is a bartender…and likes to drink…a lot. *ahem* At least three of the drinks I used in the game were from the book. =D

The thing is, I didn’t realize 1) how much fucking FUN doing that would be, and 2) how little time one hour is. So, I have TWO copies of the book below to give away today. Take a look…

Shadows in the Dark by LD Hutchinson

What dark things lie in wait for you when you least expect it? Vampires? Avangeline used to think they weren’t real, until she was told that her best friend has been one for years now, as well as her fiancé, and most of the other people she knew. Later, she finds out what she really is… The heir to a Vampire clan, and the only thing that can stop a war between good and evil. 

Go take a look at the link here, but it’s pretty much the same thing I have listed above.

It’s a FREE ebook, people. And it has vampires in it. Oh sure, I could keep a copy for myself, but I’m going to buy it so I can review it later. Reviewers aren’t allowed to receive free copies. It’s a stupid new law. *rolls eyes*

Anyway, you’re wondering what the damn contest is, right? Well, first, you HAVE to comment on this in order for at least ONE entry to count. Second, you HAVE to follow the directions for your options outside of commenting on the post…and here they are:

  • Share this on Twitter for 3 entries
  • Share this on Facebook for 3 entries
  • Reblog or mention it in your blog for 2 entries

If you choose to do any of the above, you MUST provide the links for each item you do in your comment, and give me your TOTAL number of entries as well. Next, answer the following question, if you dare, as it is the main part of the contest, after all…

Question: Name one of the original titles for Bram Stoker’s Dracula. (1 entry)

BONUS entry for Count Dracula’s original name!

It’s easily searchable, by the way. =)

Just so the answers to the question(s) don’t show up here in the comments for everyone to see, email those to me at: jinxieg13 (at) gmail (dot) com, with the name you post your comment as above or below the answer(s).

And as a bonus, I’m throwing in THIS wonderful piece of jewelry as a prize to one of TWO lucky winners!

Note: You can do ANY of the things above, only some of them, or ALL of them. It’s entirely up to you; however, you MUST at least comment on this post in order for your ONE entry to count. There is opportunity for a total of 11 (eleven) entries!

You have until 11:59 pm, Thursday, April 19th to get your entries in. And by all means, let’s make this entertaining so SHARE!!!

Seriously…don’t make me beg.

I’ll choose a winner on Friday the 20th, using Random.org.

Spam Comment of the Week X

This will be the last post I number because I just don’t feel like going any higher in the Roman numerals. Besides, they start getting really long after awhile. Maybe I’ll add a date instead.

This week’s comment amused me, so I thought we’d use it. It’s obviously a spammer for Pinterest, as the name is Saw this on Pinterest. Yeah.

I’m also amused by the fact that this comment was left on last week’s Spam Comment of the Week.

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The bottom line, dear Saw is that all of you spammers are fucking idiots who so very obviously do NOT read the posts you’re commenting on; otherwise, you’d all respond so much more differently. As for the source of my information, well, it came right out of my spam folder in Akismet, which isn’t tampered with at all. But, dear Saw, along with you, I really don’t understand why I’m not more well-appreciated either. I mean, I’m fucking hilarious. Right? Don’t answer that. Just smile and nod.

You flatter me, dearest Saw. Thank you so much.

Now, go buy something from me: http://www.etsy.com/shop/JinxiesWorld

Conversations with Umi – Part II

Last May, I posted Conversations with Umi, right before Umi’s birthday, which is May 6th (remember that, folks). One of the conversations involved Palm Sunday (look below post), which just passed last week. Since I had a complete JinxieFail on posting about Palm Sunday being on April Fool’s Day *snorts* (and I totally wouldn’t have forgotten had it been Easter to fall on that day), I’ve decided to do another Umi post. I mean, hey, her birthday is coming up anyway, right?

By the way, if you haven’t discovered it yet, Umi has her very own Facebook Fanpage. You should go “like” it, if you haven’t yet. She’s quite fucking hysterical.

Let us begin, shall we? I’ve pulled these from her fanpage.

* * * * *

UMI: Do you need someone to go with you for the EEG?

JINX: No.

UMI: You can’t drive if you’re drugged.

JINX: I won’t be drugged. They’re studying my brainwaves.

UMI: That won’t take long…

* * * * *

JINX: Oh noes! You missed #NCIS!

UMI: Fuck a dick!

JINX: *snorts and falls over*

* * * * *

UMI: I was going to go to bed, but I don’t think I’ve seen this #NCIS….ooh, I’ve got chocolate!

* * * * *

UMI: I’m gonna go lay down for a bit.

JINX: OK, love you, mom.

UMI: I’m not going to bed!

JINX: I know.

UMI: You love me anyway?

JINX: Of course I do.

* * * * *

UMI: I’ve got Hogwarts down on my Bucket List!

* * * * *

UMI: *to firefighter on TV* You must not have seen that spot on the application that says “ugly guys need not apply.”

* * * * *

UMI: *glares at Jinxie_G* You’re disturbing my “me” time again with your damn #insomnia!

* * * * *

JINX: I love you, mom.

UMI: I know you do. I’m your favorite mom!

* * * * *

UMI: *walks out, looks down at Moon* Hi butthead!

* * * * *

UMI: That’s probably for Sunday (Pony Express riders)

JINX: What’s on Sunday?

UMI: *sighs* A hundred years of statehood. Sheesh.

JINX: How do you remember this shit and forget to take your pills?

* * * * *

JINX: *bangs on computer*

UMI: Know what I think?

JINX: What?

UMI: You need a new laptop.

JINX: I would agree.

UMI: Know what else I think?

JINX: What’s that?

UMI: I need one too.

* * * * *

JINX: I wish I had a photographic memory.

UMI: I wish I had ANY kind of memory.

* * * * *

UMI: Are you gonna tweet that?

JINX: You betcha!

* * * * *

UMI: *watching Fiat commercial* Is that that Sofia gal?

JINX: That is not Sofia Vergara.

UMI: Are you sure? It looks like her.

JINX: It’s not her.

UMI: It sure does look like her.

JINX: It’s not her, mom.

UMI: It looks like her.

JINX: I’m ignoring you now…

* * * * *

UMI: I am almost ready for bed.

JINX: Good, I can watch my fight porn.

UMI: What fight porn?

JINX: Spartacus.

UMI: *raises hand* I am Spartacus!

* * * * *

UMI: *watching Subway commercial* Sorry, but Ben Franklin was never a president! *rolls eyes*

* * * * *

UMI: SPIDER!

JINX: Is it a black widow?

UMI: I don’t think so. Well, I can’t tell bc it’s smooshed now.

JINX: You didn’t know the last one was a black widow.

UMI: You said it wasn’t!

JINX: *rolls eyes* No, I told you it was and you didn’t believe me, but it was black and had a fucking hourglass on it’s little black body.

UMI: Whatever. This one’s dead.

* * * * *

JINX: You got some new fans!

UMI: That’s because I’m funny.

* * * * *

UMI: I think we need to move to another planet because this one’s going to Hell in a handbasket.

* * * * *

UMI: *watching new Crayon commercial* I wish we had a kid so we could get some of those.

JINX: *blinks* You want us to have a kid so you can get the new Crayons?

UMI: Sure!

JINX: How about I just buy you the fucking Crayons, Mom?

UMI: Eliminate the middle man. That’s good. I like it!

* * * * *

UMI: *watching Edible Arrangements commercial* I’m gonna send myself one of those!

JINX: Really? People are supposed to send stuff like that to you, Mom.

UMI: Well I don’t have anybody to send me one!

* * * * *

JINX: *squints* It’s too bright in your room.

UMI: That’s bc you like the dark, vampire person.

JINX: *continues talking about something else* Wait, did you just call me a vampire person?

UMI: Yes.

JINX: You gave birth to me, you know. What’s that say about you?

UMI: It’s one of my mistakes.

JINX: Thanks, Mom. I feel so loved.

UMI: I love you, Jinxie! *hugs tight*

JINX: Riiiiight.

* * * * *

UMI: *opens front door*

JINXIE: ACK! Bright light! BRIGHT LIGHT!

UMI: Oh stop it. You’re not a gremlin!

* * * * *

On Palm Sunday 2010:

Jinxie: Jesus fucking Christ!

Umi: It’s Palm Sunday.

Jinxie: I know. *pause while surfing web* Jesus fucking Christ.

Umi: It’s Palm Sunday.

Jinxie: And your point is?

Umi: *glares*

Jinxie: What?

Umi: *glares some more*

Jinxie: WHAT? Do you not want me to say that? LOL

Umi: It’s Palm Sunday.

Jinxie: Okay. So I shouldn’t say that what, 3 days a year?

Umi: Yeah, that’d be good.

Jinxie: What about Ash Wednesday, you want me to add that?

Umi: *shakes head and walks away*

* * * * *

Are you scared yet? You should be!

Welcome to my insane world.

Spam Comment of the Week XV

Oh yes, we have another one. Isn’t this fun? It’s still kind of slim pickings in the spam comments, but let’s see what we’ve found this week.

Today’s spam comment on Linguine in Clam Butter Wine Sauce comes from Monster Beats. Oh yeah, bring it!:

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I don’t know about you, but I don’t see any comments on that particular post, though I do appreciate the flattery, Monster Beats. In fact, I don’t get a lot of comments in general, which I try not to bitch about, but then, most times I don’t post things for y’all to comment on. My bad. However, I’ll do my best to “retain up the great operate,” whatever the fuck that means.

Wait . . . didn’t I say something similar last week? *blinks* Oh man, I need to find something else to post on Mondays.

Happy Monday, everyone!

 

Happy Easter . . .

. . . or as I like to call it, Zombie Jesus Day!!!

Image by Angry-Eyeball

In honor of Jesus rising from the dead, we will be consuming flesh in the form of ham today. Spiral-sliced honey-glazed ham, bitches. Yeah, bc that’s how I roll.

Happy Easter, everyone! Umi and I hope you have a lovely day with your families, or whomever you choose to celebrate this day with, if anyone.

Sorry for the Absence . . .

For the past week, I’ve been attempting to come up with something to write for today’s post, especially since I missed posting last week. I’m still at a loss, so I figured I’d just start writing the fucking thing and see what happens. This is the result.

*Note: there will likely be a lot of swearing involved, but since when is that news to anyone who reads this damn blog? Right.

To update you on what I’ve been doing and why I missed last week . . . actually, I can’t recall why I missed last week, but we’ll make something up, like Moon ate my blog post. Sounds good to me. Moon eats just about anything you put in front of . . . she can find. Yeah.

A lot of you know I’ve been editing the past few weeks. I’m working on a novel I wrote in 2006/2007 titled Dusk of Death. This book is the one I entered into a contest not all that long ago, which I obviously didn’t final in since I never heard anything, so I’m sticking to my editing schedule and will ship it off to my awesome editor Sharon before deciding whether to publish it through RIP or send it off to an agent. I really can’t decide. It’s driving me crazy.

Once I’ve finished this edit, I’m either going to work on Tír na nOg, Assassin (yes, m’dears, I know you want this book), or I’ll continue editing Gods & Vampyres. I may even have a vote/contest up about it next week. We’ll see. Not enough of you comment for me to hold contests, but I could change my mind if a bunch of you comment now. Either way, I need to get all three of those books out this year and only ONE of them is completely written. Yeah.

I’ve also started my own jewelry shop, which can be found by clicking on the awesome image below . . . .

One other thing I’ll be adding to this site is a Jinxie’s World clothing line of some sort. I’m working on some nifty designs and we’ll see what happens with them. As soon as they’re ready, I’ll let you know. That’s my new logo off to the side, by the way. *winks*

If you haven’t read my latest book review, please do so here . . . BOUND . . . as I get paid by you visiting the website. So go. NOW! I’d also appreciate a share, as with anything I post. Thanks! It is my new goal to attempt to post a book review every two weeks and then work my way up to one per week. I certainly have a very large To Be Read pile to go through for this!

And I think we’ll leave it at that for now.

So, should I hold a vote or a contest? Comment now.

On Careers & Working

Sometimes, my bite is worse than my bark. *grins*

I have spent more than half of my life working, and I’m what some would call a “Jill of all trades” because of the diversity of jobs I’ve held, from manufacturing to bartending to secretarial to computer lab technician to behavioral health paraprofessional. Not so different from most of the American population. I did not consider any of these jobs careers because they weren’t careers. They were jobs. J-O-Bs to get me through life for a while. Could some of them have turned into careers? Absolutely. But they didn’t because Life happens, that little fucking bitch.

Then I went to school. I got my A.A. degree, and now I’m five classes away from a Bachelor’s degree in English that I can’t currently finish because, well, that bitch called Life is getting in the way again, even as much as I’m trying to push her the fuck out of the way.

Originally, I was going to be a high school English teacher. I worked for a school district for seven years, got sick of the administration and bullshit red tape, and changed my mind. Now my degree is just a fucking personal goal. Doesn’t matter because I could still use it, if I can ever finish the damn thing. If I ever do finish and go on to get my Master’s degree in English Literature, I’ll consider teaching college.

But my writing . . . now that’s my career. If it were just a hobby, I wouldn’t have started a magazine and publishing company with my friend Sharon. The jewelry? That’s the goddamn hobby, not a career. It’s called extra cash. The artwork you’ll soon see at cons for Zombie Survival Crew? Hobby, not career. But the Zombie Survival Crew itself? Fucking future income and career, bitches.

My passion for writing is my career, regardless of how much or little I’ve accomplished thus far. I have released three books, started a literary magazine in 2008 and a publishing company at the end of 2010. I was a finalist in a pitch contest a few years ago, but didn’t have my head on straight enough to finish the book and send it to the literary agent who chose me (I know, stupid); however, I just entered that book into a major contest, and I also entered a short story into another contest. Both have cash prizes and publishing potential. Could I have done more over the past few years? Oh yeah, without question. But Life has a way of fucking things up for you now and then. However, I will tell you that I’ve completed at least six novels, one of which I released last year. –>

At least two more novels will release this year; one paranormal and the other contemporary romance.

What have you done lately?

Track Changes 101

Today, I’m going to teach you all about Track Changes in MS Word. If you don’t know what that is, that’s okay. I’ve encountered many writers over the last few years who haven’t a clue. I’ve taught them via phone and email; I can teach you through a blog post. Actually, it’ll be easier this way because I can “show” you too. :)

I work in MS Word 2007. You may have an older version, or a newer version—or you may need to work in RTF (Rich Text Format), which still requires some sort of word processor, but I can still help you either way. Before we begin, let’s talk about what format to save your file as and how to do that. The most common type of file to save your MS as should be RTF. The reason for this is because you never really know who has a PCand who uses a Mac. A Word doc (.doc) can be created on a PC and transferred to and opened on a Mac, but it won’t work the other way around, Mac to PC. It’s just picky that way, at least with the older versions. If you’re on a PC and you don’t want to save in RTF, then at the very least save your file as a Word 2003 doc. A lot of people don’t have the newer versions and 2003 will not open a .docx file, which is 2007, so I think it’s pretty safe to say 2003 also won’t open the 2010 version as well. If you’re using a Mac, I’d strongly suggest saving your file as an RTF. It still looks like Word. It just means anyone can open it, regardless of their version of software or type of computer.

On to Track Changes

I’ll attempt some screen shots for you, but I’ve adjusted my Word to the point that certain things just don’t show up anymore, so now I have to search for them in order to show you. I have to “make” them happen. It’s kind of like magic. :)

To use Track Changes to apply edits for someone else, such as a critique partner, you’ll need to click on the ‘Review’ tab at the top of your page and then turn on Track Changes by clicking on it (it looks like a button; check the photo at the top of this post). If you’re a keyboard command type of person, press CTRL + Shift + E. In Word 2003, I believe you can find this under the ‘Tools’ tab. Once you turn Track Changes on, you’ll notice it’s highlighted and when you begin typing, it looks like this. Of course, it’ll be red or some other color. WordPress wouldn’t let me change it and I’m not a codemonkey, but there’s a screen shot coming up.

In this first shot, I’ve changed the indent because the paragraph wasn’t indented. You’ll notice to the right there’s now a comment indicating what I did. Only when you make formatting changes or add a new comment will this show up.

Whenever you make any changes within the document, they will look like above—adding or deleting punctuation, deleting or adding words, etc. The changes will show up in the document, and the color will change with each editor, where the author will see them and can apply the changes as they see fit. We’ll get into that momentarily. Yes, you get to see how many documents I had open while creating this post for you. And very likely, those changes you see in that manuscript (MS), I forgot to add them to my MS because I made those changes here. Such is my life, but at least I have a photo to view in order to see what I’d done.

Continue to make your changes throughout the document. You can add comments to the right by clicking on ‘New Comment’ in the top menu. These are primarily for asking the author/writer questions, or pointing things out in more detail rather than just rewriting the author’s sentences.

Accept/Reject Changes

Now we’re going to go over accepting/rejecting changes. To approve/reject edits made by someone else, you’ll also need to make sure Track Changes is turned on. I’m not certain the comments will show up if it’s not, and I’ve heard they don’t, especially when the document is RTF (Rich Text Format).

When I place the cursor before the following paragraph and then hit ‘next’ in the menu, Track Changes highlights the change I made. This is a format change, so it’s highlighting two paragraphs at once. Once I click ‘Accept’, Track Changes moves on to the next edit, which can be seen in the next photo.

As I keep clicking ‘Accept’ or ‘Reject’, Track Changes will make the edit change or not, and move on to the next edit.

The tricky part is if there are actual comments. As an editor, I advise authors/writers to read the comment(s), apply changes within the document if necessary, and then ‘Reject’ the comment itself during the Accept/Reject process. Otherwise, the comment will remain visible.

Once finished with all edits, this little window will pop up.

Congratulations! You’ve just gone through your first session of Track Changes. Liberating, isn’t it? :) Whether or not you think so, trust me, your editor will be pleased. Especially if you pay attention to Formatting, which will be my next post.

Yes, it’s just that simple. Ask your questions in the comments area and I’ll do my best to answer.

NOTE: One last thing. PLEASE always rename the file, either with your initials attached to the end of the original title, or your name with the word “edits” at the end of the file name. I personally don’t want the edited copy to override my original document.

Thanks for stopping by!

Jinxie G

One More Time!

I’m moving again next weekend. Yep, you read that correctly. *sigh* Someone please shoot me already.

The cool part?

~ Newly remodeled apartment, no pet deposit, no cleaning deposit, and it’s on the ground floor.

The bad part?

~ I’m moving again.

~ There’s also the fact that it’s ALL tile floors. Have I mentioned Moon can’t walk on tile? I bought a rug for the living room a couple of weeks ago. Still need a runner for the hallway.

I also need male bodies to carry my furniture down. Okay, mainly the television because it’s so fucking huge. If I could afford to replace it, I’d just leave it and let one of the workers have it when they come to gut this apartment. *sigh* Down the road.

But right now, I’m visiting with my Unca T, who happens to be here for a month. Too bad he can’t help me move. *grins*

Once this move is over, I’m stuck for a year. Well, at least I’ll have all new appliances and everything.

ZSC and RIP should be doing well by the time I’m ready to move next year, where I’ll be looking for a house near g-ma’s.